gnarlygnat:

one time at a wax museum i thought one of the tour guides was a wax person cuz they were just standing there not moving so i go up to them like “who the fuck is this supposed to be” then they just looked at me and laughed

nananana-bpdman:

Me: I’m totally independent, I don’t need anyone’s help

Also me:

I could go a good 12 rounds right about now

3smalleyes:

im a romantic. n i’m passionate. and i care. i care, i care. 

The last thang I wanna hear right now are my downstairs neighbors fucking. WHOEVER YOU ARE YOU SUCK AT IT.

bronzyglow:

sharing music as a form of intimacy